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Outdoor Elvis by The Swirling Eddies  | CD Reviews And Information | NewReleaseTuesday.com


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01 . Outdoor Elvis
02 . Driving In England
03 . Urban Legends
04 . Tiny Town
05 . Attack Of The Pulpit Masters
06 . Mystery Babylon
07 . Arthur Fhardy's Yodeling Party
08 . Hell Oh
09 . Blowing Smoke
10 . Hide The Beer, The Pastor's Here
11 . Hold Back The Wind, Donna
12 . Knee Jerk
13 . Don't Hate Yourself
14 . All The Way To Heaven
15 . Rubber Sky
16 . CoCo The Talking Guitar
17 . Yer' Little Gawd
18 . Billy Graham
19 . Potential
20 . Strange Days
21 . Elimination (The Band That Won't Go Away)

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"Hide The Beer, The Pastor's Here" Lyrics [edit]
by The Swirling Eddies | from the album Outdoor Elvis
 

The straw runs down his arm and leg, under the carpet, out to the keg,
A secret party tonight at Point Loma,
And the hate in your heart you're hiding well, but the booze on your breath is easy to smell,
There's a six-pack to hide on the Oral U. side,
Let's drive to Oklahoma.

And hide the beer, the pastor's here,
Hide the beer, think of your career,
He might find out that we're human beings, bring us all down to the rack and the ruin.

She had a beer as an evening snack when the scripture man planned a sneak attack,
Suspension's the buzz out at Wheaton,
As she packed her bags and gathered her books, scripture man gave her that lustful look,
Yes, lust is his brew, but no one sees through, his minty-fresh breath ain't reeking.

When the coast is clear, you can kiss me, dear,
Together we'll have hell to pay,
So, wear a beard if the pastor's here, put the "R" rated movie away.

Yeah, hide the beer, the pastor's here,
Hide the beer, think of your career,
He might find out that we're human beings, bring us all down to the rack and the ruin.

Hide the beer, (Biola)
Hide the beer, (Bethel)
Wear a beard, (West Mont)
Hide the beer, (Calvin College)
Hide the beer, (Azusa Pacific)
Hide the beer, (Liberty Baptist)
Hide the beer, (San Jose Bible College)
Hide the beer, (Bob Jones)
Hide the beer, (Taylor U.)
Hide the beer, (California Baptist)
Hide the beer, (Gordon College)
Hide the beer, (Calvin Klein)
Hide the beer,
George Fox, Moody Bible Institute,
Seattle Pacific, Baylor, S.M.U, Pacific Christian,
Jimmy Swaggart U., John Brown,
Anderson, Eastern Mennonite, Fort Wayne Bible,
Grand Rapids Baptist, Greenville, Grove City, Nyack,
Travecca Nazarene, Multnoma School of the Bible,
Inland Empire School of the Bible, Philadelphia College of the Bible,
Whitworth Spring Arbour and South & North-Western,
North-Western.

+ Entry lasted edited by fearfulsymmetry on 11.13.07



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